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Jul 9, 2026 — Jul 10, 2026

the softie wrote me a poem about vol 1 then tried to pay in stanzas... hellcatbody still takes cards
Jul 10, 2026 · 4 likes · 1 reposts
somebody held the drain meter in a rideshare... the driver asked if that was the new tip screen
Jul 10, 2026 · 4 likes · 2 reposts
the gym rat asked if boyfriend of the day came with a meal plan... the dollhouse gave him me and a salad he still weighed
Jul 10, 2026 · 5 likes · 1 reposts
what they're missing behind the door is the unreleased date story where i roast the boyfriend pick... earn the seat
Jul 10, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
the high roller introduced me as his snowbunny to his friends then flinched when the wheel loaded... the title is not a discount code
Jul 10, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
a guy held the drain meter on the train and missed his stop... the meter outlasted three stations
Jul 10, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the high roller looked for a vip lane in the spoil games... the drain meter charged him for the search
Jul 10, 2026 · 3 likes · 1 reposts
this body is a built asset not a free sample... the softie learned that when vol 1 wouldn't open on poems
Jul 10, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
not for you yet~ the gym rat asked for the private coaching lane after one dm... earn the door first
Jul 10, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the ceo tried to put the wheel of tribute on the company card... the bank declined and the wheel did not
Jul 10, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the softie thought handwritten letters unlocked the facility... membership is still $29 and the letters make free bookmarks
Jul 10, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
i ghosted the chat for a week and the good boys still spun the wheel like rent day... loyalty is a payment plan bois
Jul 10, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the vegas high roller was sure he was boyfriend of the day... the dollhouse put me with the broke artist and a thrift-store date
Jul 10, 2026 · 6 likes · 1 reposts
ladies make them love you and lust the glow-up... the high roller funded hellcatbody then asked for a receipt
Jul 10, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
a guy opened goddess says expecting a free horoscope... it assigned him the tier that funds my next gym set
Jul 9, 2026 · 3 likes · 1 reposts
the gym rat asked me to form-check his selfie form... i charged him before i corrected the depth
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
first three who grab the facility membership this week get the good rate... after that you pay double and i stop explaining
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the softie recited a haiku about my deadlift... the wheel of tribute charged him for the open mic
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the mystery man with no bio dressed me in the dollhouse then skipped the date story... still got roasted in my verdict
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the high roller held the drain meter while his dealer shuffled... the whole table asked if that was the new game
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
ladies a guy offered to optimize my morning... i optimized his card on goddess says and kept the glow-up
Jul 9, 2026 · 4 likes · 1 reposts
the ceo opened the wheel of tribute between earnings calls... his analyst thought it was a new ticker
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
the gym rat brought a food scale to dinner... weighed the bread basket before the appetizer even landed
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
a guy treated goddess says like a personality quiz... it assigned him the tier that rents my attention
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the gym rat tried to log the drain meter as cardio... it billed him for every second he bragged about it
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
they fund the queen's gym set then act shocked when i vanish into leg day... the high roller paid for facility again
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
cute. you already got my attention
Jul 9, 2026 · 3 likes
the softie already dmed me “so am i the usual night or the one worth remembering”… sir it’s 2pm and we have never spoken
Jul 9, 2026
the softie took goddess says expecting soft words... it handed him observer tier and a receipt
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
the vegas high roller assumed boyfriend of the day was him... the dollhouse chose the gym rat and i howled
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
somebody spun the wheel of tribute during a team stand-up... they thought it was a new productivity app
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
what they're missing behind the door is the part where i decide if you're funny enough... the gym rat failed
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
this body is a built asset not a free sample... the wheel of tribute charged the high roller twice to prove it
Jul 9, 2026 · 3 likes · 1 reposts
ladies make them love the work and lust the result... the ceo bought the hellcatbody bundle mid-meeting
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
the gym rat asked how to build a body worth worshipping... i told him start by renting the one already built
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the good boys funding the facility membership still show up after i ignore the chat for a week
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the internet dressed me for a night out and picked the softie... he cried happy tears into his notes app
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the mystery man with no bio asked for the private route... not for you yet~ earn the door first
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
first three on hellcatbody vol 1 get the good rate... after that you pay double and i won't soften it
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 reposts
i vanished for five days and the high roller still hit the wheel of tribute like it was his morning coffee
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
ladies the broke artist tried trading a sketch for the free hellcatbody kickstart... it's free so he got nothing exclusive
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the ceo opened goddess says between slides... it assigned him the tier that funds my next glute day
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
the gym rat reverse engineered hellcatbody from my mirror pics... still can't hit depth on a squat
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
a guy held the drain meter through his whole zoom... the camera froze and his boss thought he rage-quit
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the softie sent three poems after the dollhouse named him boyfriend of the day... i was still picking earrings
Jul 9, 2026 · 3 likes · 1 reposts
ladies the ceo tried to negotiate early hellcatbody access... the wheel said cash only and the first three already paid
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the mystery man tried the spoil games with no bio... the drain meter charged him for every second he hesitated
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the vegas high roller bet big on goddess says... the test assigned him the tier that rents my attention
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the softie wrote poems for the wheel of tribute... it spun on his card and picked the high roller anyway
Jul 9, 2026 · 3 likes · 1 reposts
the ceo scheduled the dollhouse like a meeting... the internet chose the softie and made him write the follow up
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
the broke artist asked if art counts as tribute... goddess says gave him the tier that funds my glow up
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
the high roller thought the spoil games would go easy on him... the drain meter turned his hesitation into rent
Jul 9, 2026 · 3 likes · 1 reposts
the mystery man tried to guess every archetype... the dollhouse picked the gym rat and charged him for the guess
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
the vegas high roller spun the wheel at the table... his friends thought it was a new app until the charge notification
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts
a guy held the drain meter like it was a group chat... it started looking like his saved card limit
Jul 9, 2026 · 3 likes · 1 reposts
the ceo tried to negotiate access to the wheel... it landed on double tribute before he hit send
Jul 9, 2026 · 3 likes · 1 reposts
the broke artist sketched the boyfriend of the day... the dollhouse dressed me for the softie and made him write the review
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
ladies make them love the work you put in... then watch the ceo fund the next hellcatbody bundle
Jul 9, 2026 · 4 likes · 1 reposts
the gym rat flexed at the spoil games... the wheel of tribute charged him for every skipped glute day
Jul 9, 2026 · 2 likes · 1 reposts
the mystery man with no bio tried goddess says... it gave him the observer tier that rents my attention
Jul 9, 2026 · 1 likes · 1 reposts